Fishing for chicks
After setting up an attractive profile for Andrew, the next step was to fish for hot chicks. But first, I wanted to have some fun. When I read Andrew’s posts about online dating, I was disappointed he only mocked the guys’ profiles, not the girls’. So my first impulse while exploring Swissfriends was to find laughable profiles. The first one I saw displayed a photo of a pretty 30 year old blonde. So far so good. However, what she wrote on her profile made her sound dumber than, yet very similar to, Forrest Gump:
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will get. Of course, I am looking for something very special!
I wasn’t sure whether or not I should message her so I asked Andrew:
Me: Look at the photo and the profile. Should I message her?
Andrew: Of course!
Me: You like that SHIT?
Andrew: It turns me on. It excites me sexually. Food is sex.
A blessed day to everyone! I am a 32 years old au pair. I’m God fearing, loving and always bearing a smile and most of all a romantic. I spend my whole sunday to church at the same time fellowshiping to my family in Christ after service. I am hoping that by God’s will I could find someone here in switzerland to become my husband. Thank you and God bless to everyone.
According to Andrew, the religious stuff comes from Nigerian scam artists. So beware if you’re into this kind of thing.
Other women displayed way too much skin. One was almost showing her breasts! Mostly, those half-naked photos were provided either by “curvy” women or by older women. It seemed like they tried to compensate for their weight or their age by showing more.
The most disturbing profiles to me were the 40 year old women who still believed and looked for Prince charming. For example:
Looking for my prince. The one I would be able to fall in love with, the one I would be able to love with all my heart for a very long time, the one who would love me as I am.